I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
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Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
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Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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