Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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