you're like a bully in the Christmas story
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
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