It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
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Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
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She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
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