"it" just moved
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
I will be naked everywhere
You know you're sufficiently drunk when the 411 dude just says, "Fuck it! I'll Google that shit for you, what movie do you want to see?" and proceeds to give you showtimes for 3 different theatres.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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