KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
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Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
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We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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