Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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