no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
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