found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
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