Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
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She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
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Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
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