The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
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Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
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your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"