I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
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Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
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That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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