I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
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