Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
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