Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
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All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
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I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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