I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
Found the puke drawer
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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