I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
Randomize
