He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
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there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
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