am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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