I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
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May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
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Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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