How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
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And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
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did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
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