Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
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Vodka?
Forever.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
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My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
there is puke in my bra ... again
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