That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
soo... how was my night?
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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