The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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