I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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