Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
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Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
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Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
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