just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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