i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
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