talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
I just counted my steps so I know when you start looking for you on my way back from the bathroom
You know how us drunks love counting steps
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
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my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
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Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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