There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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