There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
Randomize
