PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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