At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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