I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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