i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
I don't think brook has ever known best
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
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