i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
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Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
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Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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