I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
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