While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
Come see our sink grown plant.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
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she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
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It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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