it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Small penises have feelings too.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
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How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
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Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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