she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
you didnt know i had herpes?
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
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