Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
Randomize