Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
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why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
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you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
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