I cockslap morals
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
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