Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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