i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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