I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
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