after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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