im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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