their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
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Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
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Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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