No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
handjob tips. give me some.
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
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Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
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I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
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