How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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