People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
Hey welcome to Rick's drunk text tree. Rick is drunk right now please respond with "shut up" to remove your name from this list. Thanks for playing.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
Randomize
