i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
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well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
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If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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