he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
how do flat chested girls get laid?
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
Randomize
