4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
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Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
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Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
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