My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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