Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
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Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
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to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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