No awkward lesbian experiences without me
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
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He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
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